francislare:

wow i can’t believe weed’s and the earth’s birthday are so close

Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14

I need a dick to suck

hellomarrylou:

3loco:

bourbonandclove:

That is not a record - that is a cross-section of a fucking tree. And it sounds like this.

I feel like crying


Trees are fucking beautiful…

hellomarrylou:

3loco:

bourbonandclove:

That is not a record - that is a cross-section of a fucking tree. And it sounds like this.

I feel like crying

Trees are fucking beautiful…

sh1re:

happy easter

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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Her name isn’t Mrs. Incredible…

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

chikittyxo:

submariet:

The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world:

It’s flightless
It’s the world’s heaviest parrot
It’s possibly the oldest living bird and
It has a subsonic mating boom that can travel several kilometres

it doesn’t even walk

it GALUMPHS

there is literally no other word for what this precious moss potato is doing

precious moss potato

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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