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Katie Shocrylas

binary-shminary:

Katie Shocrylas

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moji-lu:

imissnepeta:

vaginas

I’m currently reading a book were a guy had his dick bitten off by a womans vagina

Wat. I posted this because I wont have wifi for a few days but damn I want that book please.

Sounds like the movie “Teeth”

nombee-zombie:

Can I do the six photos that make me feel beautiful thing? ~(u w u )~

when someone you follow makes a shitty post and ur there like

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a BIGGER, GREENER OGRE

Game of Thrones AU where The dragons are replaced with Dragon from Shrek

Shrek makes a big deal about Fiona wanting him to take off his helmet after he rescues her cuz he’s an ogre and all

But like, she can clearly see he’s massive and green, the helmet’s not really helping him

"Ur goin the right way for a smacked bottom"
Shrek

out of all my 500+ movies, the majority of which are amazing movies, I chose to watch shrek

I REFUSE TO REGRET THIS DECISION