jaclcfrost:

you could take me on a date anywhere and i’d be happy. like it could be the movie theater. or watching a movie at your house. fuck you could take me outside and we could look at clouds or climb trees i do not care as long as we hold hands or something at some point

4/20 this year falls on easter sunday

babeobaggins:

if you smoke weed instead of going to church you’re going straight to hell no stop lights all go

420 blaze your damned soul and bones with the devil you heathens 

handyandy136:

Orphan is the New Black

chocninja123:

blue-author:

dutchster:

roachpatrol:

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

these sound completely legit

WHY IS THE FUTURE

Taylor Swift’s song ‘Poor Decisions’

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

buzzfeed:

mississippiabigail:

how i communicate

Ah, yes, the song of my people.

mistressmaryd:

seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

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  • Student: Why is there a HOLE in my CHEESE?
  • Me: it's Swiss cheese
  • Student: *looks disgusted at sandwich*

The gas station near where I work always plays the catchiest songs and they get stuck in my head for the rest of the day
So I’m just at my desk mumbling “killing me softly with his song, killing me softly, with his song”

lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia.